Monkey Boy found!

i'm back from vacation to Simmons Homestead Inn. If you like 30 cats running around and a collection of 50 sports cars with a preference to the Lotus and want to visit Hyannis Port on Cape Cod with your dog and 2 nauseous kids and one recovered child, this is your place. And i neededto get groceries today since the larder was bare. i walked to the same convenience store/gas station that I always get my milk at because it is cheap there and they don't sell pornography. and the guys i normally see weren't working. instead an older Indian or Pakistani gentleman was tending the register. I presume he thought striking up conversation with me would be good business so he asked why i didn't have a mustache. i defended myself and he asked why i even have a beard, he didn't have one. i told him it keeps my face warm. its useful for winter cycling. he told, as a brother, i should shave it off, because, he said, i look like a monkey.

my wife assures me that is not true. here is a picture of Monkey Boy at the Simmons Homestead Inn...